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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.
The iBreast will cost £499 to £599.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
A big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:
“Honey, I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want – and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
"Father," said Jimmy, running into the drawing-room," there's a bigblack cat in the dining-room."
"Never mind, Jimmy," said his father drowsily, "black cats are lucky.""This one is; he's just had your dinner!"
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant:"Serve me, quick! Give me your best. I don't care the price."
Not like the way he talked, the waiter said to him: "Hey Buddy, it doesn't matter you have a lot of money. You are still son of somebody, and grandson of somebody else."
The young man raged: "Dare you! Tell me, who wants me to be his grandson?"
The waiter replied
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
The Smorvette
The Smaudi A3 AWD
The Smamborghini
The Smorsche
The Smerrari
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
UNIX Airways
Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.
Air DOS
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again, jump on
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.
8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, denti
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
What's the difference between Niagara and Viagra? - Niagara Falls
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
A mother mouse and her three children crept out of their hole into the kitchen and began feasting on some delicious bits of food. Suddenly, out of the corner of her eye, Mother Mouse saw a cat slinking toward them. The cat was between the mice and their hole. The mother muse puffed up her lungs and went, “Woof! Woof!” The cat turned tail and ran. With that, the mother quickly led her children
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
Anybody knows why old cars came with white wall tires?, they are surely harder to maintain clean. But is there a reason why they were produced that way. Can we still get those?, probably collectors know all these websites where they can buy parts.
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
A doctor, a lawyer,and an engineer are sentenced to death. Why is not important to the story...what's important is that the death sentence will be carried out in France - via guillotine.
The doctor is first. The executioner straps him down, hoists the glittering blade aloft, and lets it drop...whereupon it sticks about halfway down.
Now, it's a well-known tradition in capital punishment that if
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
What do you think about this car!
I kind of like it, except only negatives to me
- not large engine/hp offering
- not rear independent suspension
But maybe next gen - in a few years - will be so much better!
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
My uncle sent me this picture he found on a box no that his mother has passed. He loves cars and he would like to know what car is the one on the picture. It looks like a Ford Fairlane to me but I'm not sure. See this one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:1956_F...ATH802.jpg
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses (viri?) do:
1. They replicate quickly -- okay, Windows does that.
2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so -- okay, Windows does that.
3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk -- okay, Windows does that, too.
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
I have a 2001 Ford Escape XLT 2WD. First off my transmission is messed up, it only has the first and third gear. The new issue is that the EGR some how has a hole like too much pressure in it and exploeded. I was thinking I could atleast put that amazing putty or something in it that was advertised on TV. Seems to be non-flamable. Figured try that and put some tape that is used for automobile part
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting.
They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside.
The car occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem:
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.
9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?"
8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
7. You're amazed to find out spam is a food.
6. You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
Link :http://mp3.zing.vn/mp3/video-clip/xem-video/Angels-Cry-Mariah-Carey-Feat-Ne-Yo.51518.html
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
Sade's new album after 10 years of inactivity (last album Lover’s Rock in 2000).
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Sade – Soldier of Love (official tracklisting)
1. The Moon and the Sky
2. Soldier of Love
3. Morning Bird
4. Babyfather
5. Long Hard Road
6. Be That Easy
7. Bring Me Home
8. In Another Time
9. Skin
10. The Safest Place
Click Here to listen to the full album (Windows Media Player ONLY)
Amazon: h
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
Click here to find out alot of flash music in Vietnamese and English !
Nhấn vào link trên để nghe những bài nhạc flash bằng tiếng Anh và tiếng Việt bạn nhé
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
Does anyone here like alternative rock, as one of their desired genres?
Apparently, I like it. It's just something, I grew up listening to .
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
Check it out!
Youtube Link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCul8Swf8ng
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
Lyris in Vietnamese:
Quote:Bước trên lối về,in dấu chân đời ta, đã wa, một ngày và mãi về sau....sẽ nhớ về nhau..ngồi lại bên tôi buồn zui mình chia sớt....
để niềm tin chãy mãi, để con tim thắp sáng, thân ái cùng bạn cùng thời gian....và trái tim tôi sẽ nói....
Thứ hai - ngày bạn có nỗi buồn, thiếu vắng những ti
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
She's pretty and I like her music
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http://www.songarea.com/mc/1/katy_perry.html
Official site: http://www.katyperry.com/
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
This is an awesome song! It makes me think of how unusual life can be, and how something that seems impossible is possible!
Here's a vid link!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4
Tired of it? Here's an ikea parody version!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsGc6-lNAHQ
~hammmy,
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
what is your favorite music?
i ask this question because there is lot of people listen to bad music words So i wanna know some time of good music. or tell me name of singer or music that you listen.
thanks .
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
Hi..
Music just amazing and what an achievement by Mr Rahman the extra ordinary musician , composer and a good singer.. First for Oscar and now 2 Grammy awards for the same movie Slumdog Millionaire.. He picks the Music of Indian Standard...
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
My friend introduced me to this band. They are awesome! Some songs I'd suggest... But pretty much their whole self-entitled album is great.
A Fact of Life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXHF3FbJIgA
Reborn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdPmnlHcFrU
Why...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6_79FJWu9M
Lights of Vein
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6SrdosxFJY
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
hi, is any knows how to learn piano by DIY.
any software and DOC.Thanks
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
hehehehe, these are actually well made songs by mario painters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C5RPCAAu84&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK2ryZggd...re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxUExzMuxXA&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvfWQdfaA-I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO-qmAf8vt0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVnVu4Jym7M
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
http://www.grammy.com/nominees
http://music-mix.ew.com/2010/01/31/gramm...0-winners/
Congratulations Taylor Swift!
img src: http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20237814,00.html
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
Anyone like Shinedown? I love it, I can't stop listening to them!
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
who likes the classic bigband music?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n92ATE3IgIs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJE-onnw2gM
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-84V_aWXNS0 . Obama
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8egDbULS...re=related . Bush
And if you love beatbox, must see this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta-ATEOOo8M
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
Does anyone here like Hollywood Undead? And what is your favorite songs, from which album do you like the most?
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
Hi to all.
Music helps to gain positive and inner peace to our mind. So this is a good way to remove tension. “Brainwave relaxation music”Brainwave relaxation music works better than other types of music for altering your brainwaves due to the background tones or beats known as binaural beats, monaural beats, and isochronic tones. White noise, pink noise or brown noise embedded with entrainmen
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submitted by Atefe 801 days ago
Jay-Z And Bono Team Up To Record Haiti Song Hip-hop star Jay-Z and U2 rocker Bono have teamed up to record a song about Haiti to raise money for relief efforts in the earthquake-ravaged country.
The unlikely duo came together after producer Swizz Beatz approached them about a charity single for the Caribbean nation, which was rocked by a massive tremor last week.
In a post on his Twitter.com pag
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submitted by amir 801 days ago
hi!
anyone you are interested or watching IPL (Indian Premier League) srtarting from tomorrow?
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submitted by amir 801 days ago
hello everyone,
what`s your favourite sport?
my favorite sport is football. and you?
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submitted by amir 801 days ago
Ai se thang trong tran nay, Arsenal sang so huu 1 so cau thu rat tuyet voi.
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submitted by amir 801 days ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mXRWYLBPlE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bml9L6pWM-o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAWl20HBxJM
She is very young... but shes really talent !!!
I reallly surprise when i watch this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WywLqQrnTmU
so ... i hope i can visit Korea ...........
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submitted by amir 801 days ago
iT IS ASKING TO INSTALL SOME TOOLBAR AND ALLOWS TO WATCH FREE TV .... I am unsure as to whether this will contain virus or is useful... anyone knows ?
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submitted by amir 801 days ago
i'm thinking about Argentina and spain
maradona will be there
what do you think ?
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